Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard.
Here are some reactions:
| Optimist: | The glass is half full. |
| Pessimist: | The glass is half empty. |
| Futurist: | The milk's in the wrong half of the glass. |
| Pascal Programmers: | Well, what TYPE of milk is it? |
| C Programmers: | No thanks; I drink straight from the jug. |
| Assembly Programmers: | No thanks; I drink straight from the cow. |
| BASIC Programmers: | No thanks; I'm still breast feeding. |
| COBOL Programmers: | I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU CAN GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR. |
| Logicians: | I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk. |
| Pentium users: | I drank Glass*.49999999 ... but don't hold me to that. |
| Windows users: | Where's my straw? |
| Mac Users: | Where's my pump? |
| Shareware game author: | That glass is free. The next one you have to pay for. |
| Copy protection crazies: | Someone drank half of my milk and didn't pay for it! |
| National News Media: | Hey, we wanted OJ! |