On a bitterly cold winter's morning, a husband and wife in Buffalo were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through.
"So, the good wife went out, moved her car and parked on the even-numbered side of the street.
A week later, they are eating breakfast again and the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."
The good wife went out, moved the car and parked it on the odd-numbered side of the street.
The following week, they are having breakfast and the radio announcer said, "We are expecting12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park" - Then the electricity went out.
The blonde wife got very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park the car on, so the snow plows can get through?"
Then with all the love and understanding, that men married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied:
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"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"