Rating Scale

Far Exceeds Job Requirements

Exceeds Job Requirements

Meets Job Requirements

Needs Some Improvement

Does Not Meet Minimum Requirements

QUALITY

Leaps tall buildings with a single bound

Must take running start to leap over tall
buildings

Can leap over short buildings only

Crashes into buildings when attempting to
jump over them

Cannot recognize buildings at all

TIMELINESS

Is faster than a speeding bullet

Is as fast as a speeding bullet

Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet

Would you believe a slow bullet?

Wounds self with bullet when attempting to
shoot

INITIATIVE

Is stronger than a locomotive

Is stronger than a bull elephant

Is stronger than a bull

Shoots the bull

Smells like a bull

ADAPTABILITY

Walks on water consistently

Walks on water in emergencies

Washes with water

Drinks water

Passes water in emergencies

COMMUNICATION

Talks with God

Talks with the angels

Talks to himself

Argues with himself

Loses arguments with himself

LOGIC

Understands Godel

Has read Godel

Can pronounce Godel

Wears a girdle

Can't recognize a girdle

ALGEBRA

Can prove Fermat's Last Theorem

Can develop the Quadratic Formula

Can use the Quadratic formula

Can spell the word Quadratic

Advocates being a radical

GEOMETRY

Creates consistent sets of axioms

Proves original theorems

Accepts axioms

Proves axioms

Disproves axioms

CALCULUS

Does elliptical integrals by inspection

Can prove the Fundamental Theorem

Has heard of the Fundamental Theorem

Advocates table of integration

Advocates busing for integration
