#10. I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.
#9. I'll love you from here to infinity.
#8. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
#7. You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
#6. Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14.
#5. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
#4. My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.
#3. Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 950mhz Pentium?
#2. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
#1. Isn't your e-mail address email@example.com ?
#11. Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
#12. Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid's "Elements"?
#13. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.