The Top Ten List of Pick-Up Lines to use on Math Chicks

#10. I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.

#9. I'll love you from here to infinity.

#8. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

#7. You've got the curves, I've got the angles.

#6. Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14.

#5. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

#4. My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.

#3. Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 950mhz Pentium?

#2. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.


#1. Isn't your e-mail address ?

Other pick-up lines which didn't make the Top Ten List:

#11. Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!

#12. Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid's "Elements"?

#13. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.