Penn Laird, VA

- Show me month old April Fool pranks, and I'll show you matrix.
- Show me poetry about STP, and I'll show you an additive inverse.
- Show me a man with a clenched fist, and I'll show you a radical sign.
- Show me an AAMCO garage, and I'll show you differentials.
- Show me formulas converting yards to meters and ounces to grams, and I'll show you parametric equations.
- Show me a pan suspended in the attic to catch a water leak, and I'll show you a hypotenuse.
- Show me two eels kissing, and I'll show you ellipse (eel lips).
- Show me a new Atlantic gas station, and I'll show you an arcosine (Arco sign).
- Show me a dove returning to Noah with an olive branch, and I'll show you an arcsine (ark sign).
- Show me a Junior-Senior Prom, and I'll show you a periodic function.
- Show me advocates of measuring weights in the metric system, and I'll show you programmers.
- Show me a map of Santa Claus land, and I'll show you polar coordinates.
- Show me a presidential convention, and I'll show you a power function.
- Show me a fireplace burning real wood, and I'll show you a natural log.
- Show me a pair of Vice-Grips, and I'll show you a multiplier.
- Show me two cars enmeshed after an auto accident, and I'll show you a rectangle.
- Show me a beach house with the porch washed away, and I'll show you a decagon.
- Show me dry river beds, and I'll show you extremes.
- Show me the squares of six, five, and six, and I'll show you some interesting figures.

## Handley Math Humor Page |
---|

## Handley Math Home Page |
---|