Sillygisms

1. I am a nobody...
    Nobody is perfect...
    Therefore, I am perfect.


2. Stealing refigerators is hard work...
    Hard work is good for you...
    Therefore, Stealing refrigerators is good for you.


3. A tuna sandwich is better than nothing...
    Nothing is better than unlimited wealth, health, and happiness...
    Therefore, a tuna sandwich is better than unlimited wealth,
    health, and happiness.



Links: