Calculus 
it make me head hurt 
Calculus 
it make me eyes go cross 
Calculus 
it make me tear at my shirt 
Calculus 
it leave me at a loss 
The math gods look down 
they see all my pain 
I close my eyes 
and they plant in my brain 
De log of de quotient 
be the difference of da logs 
De log of de quotient 
be the difference of da logs 
My wife, ya she left me 
but it matter no more 
Now I do all da calculus 
I could not do before 
Me classes are fun now 
it just feels so right 
I sing songs all day 
do hard math all night 
I made it through Calc I 
it made me so sick 
Now I go through Calc II 
but I learn me dis trick... 
De log of de quotient 
be the difference of da logs 
De log of de quotient 
be the difference of da logs