What Kind of Log Are You?
Apologies to Billy Jonas, who sings "What Kind of Cat Are You?"
Thanks to R. Greenlee, Wheaton Warrenville South High School, Wheaton IL. for much of the list!



1. What kind of log is African drum music?
2. What kind of log is peanut butter and raisins on celery?
3. What kind of log is when a math teacher has a lot of paper work due to a student turning in lots of late work?
4. What kind of log is the summer job of a math teacher who lives in the northwest?

5. What kind of log is the favorite sport of the math teacher in #4?
6. What kind of log is it when loggers get together for some music?
7. What kind of log is the method of communication that a math teacher uses with a student?
8. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite singer?

9. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite branch of the army?
10. What kind of log is a student who doesn't work?
11. What kind of log are the two favorite parts of a book read by a math teacher?
12. What kind of log is Captain Kirk's favorite phrase?

13. What kind of log do math teachers use to start a fire?
14. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite gymnastics' move?
15. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite house to live in?
16. What kind of log does a math teacher use to order supplies?

17. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite brand of cereal?
18. What kind of log is a French math teacher's favorite Christmas gift?
19. What kind of log does a math teacher watch to help determine a vacation spot to visit?
20. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite toy when he was little?

21. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite junk food?
22. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite part of "The Tonight Show?"
23. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite cellular phone?
24. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite brand of pancake syrup?

25. What kind of log is a math teacher's favorite part of using the computer?
26. Why do math teachers sleep in the fireplace?
27. What kind of log is the math teacher's favorite airport?



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