Miscellaneous Math "Definitions" #2 — Answers

Q   1. Where people go for committing crimes

E   2. What termites can do to a wooden ship

V   3. What a farmer might say to another

C   4. What gentlemen go to the beach to become

J   5. A dessert

N   6. What little acorns say when they grow up

U   7. What to do when it rains

F   8. What to call a dead parrot

I   9. African drum music

O   10. A couple who goes bowling

H   11. Straight forward magic tricks

R   12. A no good, double dealing bum

K   13. Where mermaids live

B   14. How you make a sweater

W   15. Advice to a young man when he takes his girl home

A   16. Desert her

S   17. Untidy kitchen floor

G   18. Smart time piece

M   19. Not up on things

T   20. Vile

D   21. How to make a ditch

P   22. An impotent witch's spell

L   23. What you do with a worm

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