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#10. I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl. #9. I'll love you from here to infinity. #8. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. #7. You've got the curves, I've got the angles. #6. Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14. #5. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. #4. My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing. #3. Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 950mhz Pentium? #2. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
#1. Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com ?
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Other pick-up lines which didn't make the Top Ten List:
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#11. Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves! #12. Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid's "Elements"? #13. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. #14. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number? #15. Hey baby, what's your sine? #16. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function. #17. If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you. #18. You've got more curves than a triple integral. #19. I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. #20. If I were sin^2(x) and you were cos^2(x), together we'd be ONE! #21. Girl, my love for you goes on like the number pi.
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