Show Me's
by Fred B. Pence
Penn Laird, VA
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Show me month old April Fool pranks, and I'll show you matrix.
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Show me poetry about STP, and I'll show you an additive inverse.
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Show me a man with a clenched fist, and I'll show you a radical sign.
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Show me an AAMCO garage, and I'll show you differentials.
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Show me formulas converting yards to meters and ounces to grams,
and I'll show you parametric equations.
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Show me a pan suspended in the attic to catch a water leak, and I'll show you
a hypotenuse.
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Show me two eels kissing, and I'll show you ellipse (eel lips).
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Show me a new Atlantic gas station, and I'll show you an arcosine (Arco sign).
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Show me a dove returning to Noah with an olive branch, and I'll show you an
arcsine (ark sign).
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Show me a Junior-Senior Prom, and I'll show you a periodic function.
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Show me advocates of measuring weights in the metric system, and I'll show you
programmers.
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Show me a map of Santa Claus land, and I'll show you polar coordinates.
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Show me a presidential convention, and I'll show you a power function.
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Show me a fireplace burning real wood, and I'll show you a natural log.
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Show me a pair of Vice-Grips, and I'll show you a multiplier.
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Show me two cars enmeshed after an auto accident, and I'll show you a rectangle.
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Show me a beach house with the porch washed away, and I'll show you a decagon.
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Show me dry river beds, and I'll show you extremes.
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Show me the squares of six, five, and six, and I'll show you some interesting figures.