Fill the boards with differentials,
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA,
Note that du's are essential,
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA,
C's are constants here before us,
FA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA La-La-LA,
Integration cannot floor us,
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA.

Quizzes always make us queasy,
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA,
Max and mins are never easy,
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA,
Conic volumes we can measure,
FA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA La-La-LA,
Our calc class we'll always treasure,
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA.