Calculus
(Tune of Yesterday)

[from Dr. T's Lonely Staff Club Band
written by Meep, Dave, with some help from the rest of the Mathcamp 1999 staff]


Calculus 
I don't see whats all the fuss 
I've got some issues that I must discuss 
Oh I dont get this calculus 
 
Epsilon - where have all those pesky deltas gone 
I think this series just goes on and on 
but I must bound by epsilon. 
 
dy dt  adds discontinuity 
It's such an awful fate 
I learned, one day 
the Riemann way 
and now I can't integrate 
 
Calculus - switching limits you must distrust 
unless you've got bounds and then it's just- 
-ified in our calculus 
 
dy dt  adds discontinuity 
It's such an awful fate 
I learned, one day 
the Riemann way and now I can't integrate 
 
Calculus - switching limits you must distrust 
unless you've got bounds and then it's just- 
-ified in our calculus 
mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm