Roads Scholar
by Derrick Niederman
in Brain-Teasers
Finish this story by filling in each blank with the name of a U.S. college or university.
A reckless driver had caused an accident on a ___________ highway. Unfortunately for him,
he was booked by the nastiest ___________ police history. The driver tried to make
excuses: "With all that fog, I couldn't ___________ thing out there, and the rain made me ___________ ."
At that point, the man in blue responded angrily, "look mister, either you make ___________ spend
the night in jail."