Lot's Wife

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt,
when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly,
'and she turned into a telephone pole!'






                More on Lot's Wife

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.   He read,
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"






                Still More on Lot's wife

Why was a woman in the Bible turned into a pillar of salt?

Because she was dissatisfied with her Lot.






                Abraham and Issac

One day Abraham and Isaac were in their tent trying to install Windows 95 on their 286 computer.   They did everything they could think of, but could not seem to get it to work.   All of a sudden, Isaac panicked and said, "Dad, there isn't enough memory!"   Abraham calmly replied, "Son, don't worry; the Lord will provide the RAM."