PCMCIA People Can't Memorize
Computer-Industry
Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
APPLE Arrogance Produces
Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defective Operating
System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to
Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device,
Rendered Obsolete in
Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW World-Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications
Crash; If Not, The
Operating System
Hangs
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous
Numbers Through
Incorrect
Understanding of
Mathematics
COBOL Completely Obsolete
Business-Oriented
Language
AMIGA A Merely
Insignificant Game
Addiction
LISP Lots of Infuriating
& Silly Parentheses
MIPS Meaningless Indication
of Processor Speed
WINDOWS Will Install Needless
Data On Whole System
GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent
Customers Realize Our
Software Only Fools
Teenagers