1. When computing, whatever
happens, behave as though you
meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point
where you really understand
your computer, it's probably
obsolete.
3. The first place to look for
information is in the section
of the manual where you least
expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough,
upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an
equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human . . . to blame
your computer for your
mistakes is even more human,
it is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably
made a back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed,
blame your computer.
9. A complex system that does not
work is invariably found to
have evolved from a simpler
system that worked just fine.
10. The number one cause of
computer problems is computer
solutions.
11. A computer program will
always do what you tell it
to do, but rarely what you
want to do.