Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill Gates,
and I'll be your Support
waiter. What seems to be
the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly
won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're
using the soup; try eating
it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork,
the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is
incompatible with the
bowl; what kind of bowl
are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work.
Maybe it's a configuration
problem; how was the bowl
set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a
saucer; what has that to
do with the fly in my
soup?
Waiter: Can you remember
everything you did before
you noticed the fly in
your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the
Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered
upgrading to the latest
Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one
Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day
is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of
the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the
Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato
soup, and the check.
I'm running late now.
Waiter leaves and returns with
another bowl of soup and
the check.
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The
soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup
wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now,
I'll eat anything.
Waiter leaves.
The check: ................ $5.00
Upgrade to newer
Soup of the Day ........ $2.50
Access to support .........$10.00