| Family Member | Birth State | Beverage | Song |
| Ben | Colorado | Kick-a-Poo Juice | Come, froggy faithful |
| Carrie | Virginia | Perk-a-Cola | On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me |
| Carol | New York | Hot Fresh Coffee | Deck the halls with Buddy Holly |
| David | Penn. | Caf Pow | We Old Folks Disoriented Are ... |
| Elizabeth | Virginia | Dr. Salta | In the meadow we can build a snowman; then pretend that he is sparse and brown |
| Eric | Virginia | Laughing Clown Malt Liquor | Grandpa got run over by a beer truck |
| Jackson | Colorado | Buzz Cola | Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay |
| James | South Carolina | Butterbeer | Sleep in heavenly peas |
| Katey | Florida | Grapefruit Spritzer | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Us |
| Kristine | New York | Thai Tea | He's making a list, chicken and rice |
| Larry | New York | Blue Milk | Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say |
| Libby | Maine | Gurgleurp | You'll go down in Listerine |
| Michael | Virginia | Alamo Beer | We three kings of porridge and tar |
| Sarah | Virginia | Ambrosa | Olive, the other reindeer... |
| Stewart | New Mexico | Slug-O-Cola | Noel, Noel, Barney's the King of Israel |
In case you wondered where these (mostly) fictitious beverages are consumed ...