Definitions play an important role in mathematics.
Determine the answer to each of the definitions below
and fill in the crossword puzzle with your answers.


ACROSS
1. When Sleeping Beauty was awakened from the witch's spell by the kiss of the handsome prince,
        she sighed, "_____."
4. A dead parrot.
5. The amount of food one of the Detroit Lions eats at a meal.
8. A double-decker billboard.
11. A delicious dessert.
12. When the sun is blocked by the moon.
14. What happens when a Frenchman loses his glasses.
17. After Bill returned from his Florida vacation, people turned and said as he walked by,
        "My, what a ______."
18. Bill Harper was introducing his latest girl friend Ann to his buddy Alex, and he
        exuberantly exclaimed to him, "_____!"
19. When the West Virginia farmer met his neighbor Cyrus at the country store,
        he mumbled, "_____."
20. What the student said after seeing a bunch of laughing people.
23. A dog that is no more.
24. Why the group couldn't play cards.
25. How some schools schedule gym classes.
26. The zookeeper affectionately referred to the two newborn lion
        cubs as a "______ lines."

Down
1. A tall kettle on the fire.
2. Dashing Dan, the movie hero, straight-forwardly accused the crooked gambler
        of being a _____.
3. What a person should do when it rains.
4. What the forgetful professor said about the letter he carried in his pocket
        a week before remembering to mail it.
6. When the teacher asked what state is due south of Washington state,
        Johnny answered, "_____."
7. Latin American dances.
9. An ill insect.
10. What the prisoner magician did on his wife's birthday.
13. The middle wharf (or the middle pier)
15. Backseat driver Barbara Sue advised her mother to be careful not to cross the _____.
16. A hotel book keeper.
21. A program of light beams.
22. A group of notes.
27. What kind of bathroom tissue do mathematicians prefer?